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Potential Cure For Cancer Discovered In Zurich: Death

On-going research has shown that once a person is dead, pretty soon his cancer symptoms are all but gone, and scientists around the streets of Zurich are now, finally, optimistic.

She's dead - but now she has no cancer

“This is an amazing research path”, said Dr. Zimbris, “We now know with almost complete certainty that killing a man will, in every respect, cure his cancer. Now we have to find ways to utilize this discovery in developing the proper treatment, for either his cancer or his death.”

Patients who have recently died and are willing to take part in Dr Zimbris’ research, are encouraged to get in touch with his institute.

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